Snork?

E: Mommy, did you snork last night?
M: Uh, what?
E: You know. Snork. Did you snork?
M: I have no idea what that word means.
E: It's when daddy is snoring oh so loud so you have to sneak quietly into another room to sleep.
M: Oh, yeah. I guess I did snork. Did you?
E: No. I usually just try to stay away from dad when he sleeps.

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