My bad...

M: Elise, eat your sandwich.
E: But, I'm full.
M: Why did you ask me for a sandwich if you're not even hungry?
E: You must not have been listening to my words. I said I wanted a sandwich to LOOK at.

Your boss called

E: Mommy who is your boss?
M: Cathy is my boss.
E: Well Cathy called while you were changing your work clothes.
M: Oh yeah? What did she say?
E: She said "Give Elise honey and apple juice for her dinner."

Fortune Cookie

Daddy was opening a fortune cookie. Elise yells "What does it say?" and snatched the forture from him.
She concentrated then said "Love your heart. Jummy jam heart."
Daddy "WHAT!?!"
Elise "I can't read. That's the best I can do."

The Shred

The 30 Day Shred is the evil genius of Jillian Michaels. It works, but she will kill you.

Elise just made up a lovely song. She's playing on the piano and singing:

"I don't like that lady.
That lady who exercises with mom.
She always shows her belly...
And her bras."