Fonky and The Law

We've got two friends.

Fonky is a bad boy. He's so naughty. He always says things like "idiot" or "I don't want to be your friend". Sometimes he spits. Sometimes he pushes or hits. He even sneaks beer and candy. Sometimes when mom and dad say "It's time to go brush your teeth" Fonky tells us "NO!" or says "I don't have to listen to you! I'm Fonky!".

On the other side is The Law.
The Law is a baby lizard. He's so cute and tiny and sweet. He never steals toys, he always listens, he has good manners, he eats his food and gives us kisses with his tiny, tiny lizard lips. Sometimes he likes to have a bath. He's always friendly and loves to sit on our lap to watch TV and read stories. He loves puppies too. The Law is the best.