Overheard between 2 cooties.
Cootie 1: Oh man. I don't feel so good.
Cootie 2: Why not?
Cootie 1: Well, I think it's because my head fell off.... Oh there. That's much better.
Cootie 1: Wait. What is that terrible stink?
Cootie 2: Oh. That's just my farts.
Cootie 1: Could you please help me take my head off again?
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