My toughest critic.

I'm strapping Elise in her carseat when she notices I woke up late and look crappy today.

E: Mommy did you miss your makeup today?
M: What do you mean? Is there some extra somewhere?
E: No. I just don't see any. I think you missed it.
M: Oh. You mean skipped it? I did put make up on, but maybe I didn't put on as much as usual.
E: Maybe *I*miss it. I usually prefer a little more on you. Why are you wearing those shoes?
M: Because I left my high heels at work. Don't worry, I'll change them when I get there.

E: Do you need to go back in the house and start over?